We've been waiting, as patiently as cats can, for Mom and Dad to come back home, and guess what ... they finally came home! They said they went way far away to Mississippi and Alabama and saw the Gulf of Mexico. I don't think I'll ever go to any of those places, they sound too far away for me to ride in the car, and Mom and Dad came back tired, so obviously you can't catnap in those places so it's no place for me.
You can see here Josie did a great job watching for Mom and Dad. She said if she ever went to the Gulf of Mexico she'd have to stay in one of those houses with a widow's watch so she could watch over everything because that's what she does best.
(We need to tell everyone that Mom and Dad's friend Tish has been promoted to Aunt Tish status after checking in on us the whole time. She freshened our litter boxes, gave us treats and water and food, and even vacuumed before Mom and Dad came home -- no evidence of any parties -- don't tell Mom. Aunt Tish is a superstar!)