Busted

Dad caught me eating a plant today. Mom had bought these plants for dad's bathroom that doubles as the guest bath. One of them was noticably gnawed on, and dad had blamed the kittens, but today I got busted. You see, the countertop runs behind the toilet seat, so these small plants sat behind the toilet. When dad walked in, my back paws were on the seat, my from paws on the counter and I was just chewing away. It's not my fault it resembles cat grass!