Humans with our names

At work, Dad has two patients with our names -- a Jasper and a Maggie -- and it really throws him off sometimes when he's talking to them by name because he has to resist the urge to say Mags or Jazz (although he says it's easy not to say Maggie-doodle -- sung to the Magna Doodle tune). I doubt he'll end up with a patient named Huggy Bear, though.